Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
