don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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