i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
