Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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