His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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