Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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