U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Randomize
