Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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