so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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