I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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