she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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