Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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