Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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