Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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