I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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