dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
please come you make the beer taste better
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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