its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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