what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Congratulations! We have a period
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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