Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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