im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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