i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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