I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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