Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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