using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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