"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
oh god the rape fog is back!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
