i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
