I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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