just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I puked a lego.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Are my feet made of real feet?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
