How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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