Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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