Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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