she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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