Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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