how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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