You really coming over, don't trick.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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