Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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