and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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