Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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