I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
