**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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