Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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