to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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