that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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