I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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