a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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