I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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