A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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