It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
