It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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