i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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