I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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