I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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