That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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