i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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